Fun stuff
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day
Breakfast
1 Grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
Lunch
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Tim Tam
Afternoon Tea
The rest of the Tim Tams from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
Dinner
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 snickers bars
Late Night Snack
1 whole Woolworth's cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
REMEMBER
'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'
And Finally, here's some advice for you:
Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.......
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage of Tim Toms, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.
Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.
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